Ten More of The Best

Having read back on the last list and having realised how many more people could have potentially made it, I have decided to do another list, ten more of the best. While this will include the others given honourable mentions, it will not be limited to them.

Emery Miller
This musclebound sweetheart is originally American, but now lives in England. A late starter in the world of bodybuilding, she turned to the weights in her mid 30s after long struggles with her weight and self esteem. It is hard to believe that this goddess of granite was ever anything but a total hard bod. Her vids are guaranteed to make any man hard, but as well as that, Emery has to be one of the nicest people in the business. Her willingness to have riveting, full blown conversations with anyone in her free webcams, probably has cost her some money over the years., but with her natural sex appeal and off the chart charisma, her sessions are still in demand. I was heartbroken lately to read that this wonderful lady was subjected to vile abuse because of her muscles, while doing late night shopping. A sickening reminder of how cruel and classless some people can be.

Isabelle Turrel
Not putting this absolute stunner on my first list was a big decision, she easily could have made it, but I was adamant from the start that her, Kashma Maharaj, Rene Campbell and Christine Envall would all be on the list, so when it came down to two spaces left on the list, two had to be reluctantly omitted. Isabelle was one One of the sexiest and definitely one of the most vascular FBBs you will ever see, Isabelle never fails to arouse. Being sexy comes so naturally to her, I don't think it is possible for her not to be. Everytime I see a picture of Isabelle's super hard, super ripped body, I'm like a child in a sweet shop. Oh and a special mention to that awe-inspiring ass. If not the best in the business, it is definitely up there.

Kashma Maharaj
The other reluctant omission from the first list, this Carribean delight can harden a schmoe, just by opening her mouth. The beautiful accent and sensual tones is almost guaranteed to make your cream rise to the top, if you get my drift. The Trinidadian muscle machine has more sex appeal than you can shake a stick at. Her muscles belong in a museum and her Awefilms videos shows how much she loves playing the dom. Hard to think of anything negative to say about this total goddess.

Rachel Reid
Rachel Reid should be illegal. How can anyone so sweet and impossibly nice also be that sexy? It's insane. A face not dis-similar to Heather Graham's, she is a classic beauty, with muscles most men could only dream about. Her Pecs have very few rivals and her decision to stick to hard and natural is one that few schmoes could be disappointed about. Implants work for some women but they always risk the aesthetic. A passionate advocate for people with disabilities, a nutritionist and all round sweetheart, this American muscle beauty is proof that nice people don't always finish last. She is as admirable and inspiring as she is alluring. A real gem.

Alina Popa
This Massive Romanian, I'm ashamed to say, completely slipped my mind for the first list. This alone is proof of how spoilt for choice, us schmoes are. Huge and massive, but also extremely sensual, this swiss based bombshell has it all. Considered a future miss Olympia until the IFBB decided that women who were too muscular gave them the jitters, this stunner has competition prowess to match her physical appeal. A favourite for many schmoes and fans, she is a true pin up.

Elena Oana Hreapca
Alina was not the only gorgrous Romanian to somehow slip my mind, this sensual ball of muscle also somehow slipped through the crack. Her most musculars are the stuff of legends and few can match her for facial beauty. This tank is one of the sexiest out there.

Jacqueline (Jay) Fuchs
Another that had me shaking my head when I realised I had forgotten her. This Swiss goddess is proof that Switzerland has indeed, given the world more, than chocolate, cuckoo clocks, neutrality and skiing. This woman exhudes sex appeal from every square inch of her muscle packed body. A bad picture of her has yet to surface and I suspect it never will, a near perfect combination of femininity and bulk, if you truly love muscle, then you have to love Jay. simple as.

Margie V Martin
The only African American to make this list (Kashma is Trinidadian incase you missed it), the winner of the 2016 Wings of Strength Phoenix Rising event is unquestionably one of the sexiest in the sport. A smile that could light a room and muscles that are almost cartoonish in dimension, Margie has won a lot of fans in recent years. Of many great African American competitors (the relative lack of them on this list is again down to the huge level of choice out there.), she is among the cream of the crop.

Virginia Sanchez Macias
This Spanish amazon has to be seen to be believed. Her ruby red lips seem strangely juxtapposed to her shaved head and epic musculature, which make must US Marines look like schoolgirls by comparison. Her sheer size means she is not every so called fan's cup of tea but is one of the favourites for those of us who love them big. If you want it big and beefy, Virginia never disappoints.

Yaxeni Oriquen-Garcia
The only Latin American entry, the 2005 Ms Olympia is another favourite for schmoes and muscle lovers everywhere. Her combination of beauty, class and prime beef are sheer heaven for those of us who go weak at the knees for muscular women. No bad pictures of this Venezuean stunner exist. Another who oozes sex appeal without even trying.



So there you go, another list that went some way towards filling in gaps that were left in the first list. Nonetheless, I have no doubt there are some glaring omissions, as I write this I'm noticing the absence of Theresa Ivancik, but who do I take out to make room? Heather Foster was about to earn inclusion until I realised I already had 10. I'm still wondering how I can overlook Megan Abshire, Heather Armbrust, Nuriye Evans and Brigita Brezovac to name but a few. Maybe a third list will emerge soon, or maybe I'll just except there are too many sexy muscle women to choose from and that us Schmoes just can't make up our minds. :)

What Muscle Women Need To Understand About Schmoes

Okay, so I've given you a little insight into what got me into muscle worship. Also, I gave what is hopefully  a sympathetic portrayal of what men like me need to understand and respect about the women that drive us so wild. However for every ying there is a yang and here are some things I ask muscle women to try to understand about schmoes.

1. Just because you turn us on doesn't make us deviants. Yes, we look at images of you online. Yes those images usually make us sexually aroused and yes, this often means that one of our hands is occupied while looking at those images/videos. However all beings are sexual, we all fantasise about someone and those of us not in relationships have no other means to satisfy those desires. It doesn't mean we are perverts or deviants, it just means there is life in the old dog yet.
2. You are not the only type of women we find attractive. Yes we dig your muscles, yes muscular females are our ultimate fantasies, but very few women look like you, so don't think that when you're not around or when we're not viewing muscle sites that we're not experiencing sexual attraction. I love women. A lot. All shapes and sizes turn me on. I work at a public desk, if I don't see at least 5-10 customers every day that I find sexually attractive, I consider it a very bad day at the office (literally.) Just because I happen to be crap with women, doesn't mean I'm not interested in them. Yes it is a very big bonus for me if a woman can throw me around like a little rag doll and or has biceps that could open a pickle jar. However, that is not a prerequisite for turning me on. I'm sure other schmoes are similar. Although I do know anecdotally that there are some schmoes who ONLY find muscular women attractive.
3. We have lives too. I am not going to lie. I spend a lot of my spare time on female muscle websites. However, for 37 hours of the week, I am at work. I also study part time. I already have a masters' degree, I run half marathons occasionally, I'm involved in extra curricular activites, I have a social life. I have many other strings to my bow. So please don't dismiss me or other schmoes as 'just' schmoes.
4. Schmoes (most of us anyway) are good people. I'm Irish and was raised in a traditional Irish catholic family. (I'm very much a secular atheist these days.) I was taught to respect people, to take people as I find them, to never disrespect or humiliate people. Human rights, labour rights, dignity and compassion are central tenets of my value system. Just because you turn me on and I might have what the church I was born into may call 'impure thoughts' about you on a regular basis, does not mean I don't value and respect you intrinsically as a human being. I have done a lot of charity work both at home and abroad. I have worked with the homeless, with kids with special needs and am very active in suicide prevention and mental health. I don't expect a pat on the back for any of this, I am merely using these things to illustrate that if you think those of us who worship female muscles have nothing in our lives more noble and fulfilling than choking the chicken while oggling your granite like physiques, think again. I'm sure some schmoes are arseholes, but my experience of those I have encountered online is very much that of ordinary decent men (many family men) who live normal lives and do the best they can for those around us. Now none of us expect you to become ouf bffs, but  I'm just saying that if you were to look past the stereotypes and take us as we are, you might be pleasantly surprised :)

What Schmoes Need to Understand about Muscle Women

Earlier, I gave you a little insight into the inner workings of the mind  of a schmoe, from my internal frame of reference. (I cannot speak for anyone else) It was made clear that for schmoes, at least  from my viewpoint, our fascination in muscles and strength is intensely sexual. I don't go onto female muscle websites out of intellectual curiosity or to engage in debate. I engage with such resources primarily for one reason- sexual gratification. I apologise if that sounds rude, but newsflash people, humans are sexual beings. I see no difference in what I do than in people using conventional pornography, reading 'dirty' magazines etc. The only difference is the women I get aroused by are a hell of a lot bigger and can lift a lot more. I see nothing wrong in fantasising about such women or openly sharing my fantasies with my fellow schmoes. Also, these women are no fools, they know when they do magazine/website shoots etc, that the reason they can make money from doing so is because there is a market. They also know, I'm sure that when men view these shoots or websites, they do so for largely sexual reasons. It is up to individual bodybuilders/ muscle women to make up their own minds about how they feel about this. All this being said, before you all go dismissing me as some kind of mysoginist or pervert, I would just like to point out some things about muscle women that us schmoes need to understand. Things that many schmoes (myself included) can often lose sight of in the height of our sexual arousal.

1. Muscle women are (incredible) athletes. So, you have loaded  up the laptop/computer/ tablet etc have logged onto your favourite female muscle site(s) and am ready to do some, ahem, extensive research, shall we call it. As you do your 'research' and bring yourself to the point of ecstacy, it is important to be mindful that these ripped, pumped, bronzed goddesses, whose muscles send you into overdrive so easily, do not do what they do, so you can get a boner. In the event of bodybuilders and competitive lifters/ crossfitters etc, their primary goal in building their physique is to compete. They sacrifice themselves in terms of diet, social life etc to attain the highest levels of physical performance for their chosen sports. That your sexual arousal may provide an extra revenue stream for them is a side issue. Regardless of whether or not an individual schmoe is into the sporting aspect of bodybuilding or not (personally I'm not), they should respect the incredible dedication of these magnificent women, no less than they would any athlete in any sport. Furthermore, many bodybuilders/ strength athletes have overcome  enormous personal struggles to get to where they are and are truly inspiring. This doesn't mean there is anything wrong with the fact you think about them sexually and/or they give you a hard on, it just means you should appreciate there is a lot more to them than this.
2. Muscle women are not your personal playthings. So okay, we've established that muscle women turn schmoes on. We've also established that while schmoes may be shy in day to day lives about expressing this, in their virtual schmoe universe, they hold no such inhibitions. Many schmoes will take part in muscle worship sessions, many will take part in webcam sessions. They can do this, because many muscle women, realising that such services are potentially lucrative, are willing to provide these. The level of enthusiasm for this and the extent of the sexual element on offer varies wildly. I will not get into the ins and outs of what is on offer, by whom and where. Those of us that use these services (however rarely) know the score, as do the women providing them. What is important however is to remember, that those who pay the piper do not call the tune. Just because a woman is willing to give a schmoe a happy ending during a session or talk dirty and/or go nude during a webcam, does not mean the schmoe should feel any sense of entitlement. Any service provided is at the discretion of the woman involved and at ALL times, their dignity and integrity needs to be respected. They are not some kind of performing monkey. If you don't give due respect you shouldn't expect a quality service.
3. Muscle women are human beings. It seems ridiculous to have to say this, but there is at least a perception that schmoes do not always give due consideration to the fact that muscle women have personal lives and families. They are wives, girlfriends, daughters, mothers, sisters, aunts, friends etc. They are trainers, paramedics, cops, soldiers, teachers, web designers, nutritionists, therapists, doctors, whatever the case may be. Real women, with real personalities. Most, like most people generally are lovely human beings. Women with soft, kind hearts in contrast to their hard muscles. Some, like in all walks of life, may not be as nice. Some will view schmoes with thinly veiled contempt, others will respect schmoes for the contribution they make to the female muscle industry, others still will genuinely like many schmoes and there are stories of genuine friendships being formed and in very rare cases, romantic and sexual relationships blossoming. Whatever the case, it is important for us schmoes to realise that the sexual and sporting identities of our favourite muscle women are only a small part of their human story. Is any of this going to stop me logging on to my favourite websites and fantasising about these incredibly muscular beauties? Not for a second. However, I do owe them the same courtesy and respect that I owe any other human being. In most cases we do not see the real person behind those glorious muscles, any more than they see the real person behind each schmoe. So by all means, fap away to your heart's content, just be mindful that they are so much more than just muscles on demand.